Mikey Quotes

"Oh bummer...nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway."

"Adopted wuss? I'm no adopted wuss! I'll kill you Brand!"

"...more amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to use the bathroom?"

"Oh my God! That's my mom's most favorite piece!"

"Of course she'll notice! She notices everything!"

"Come on guys! There's dust in here, my hayfever's acting up and you always break something!"

"One-Eyed Willie! Yeah, he was the most famous pirate in his time. My dad told me all about him once! No, see One-Eyed Willie stole a treasure once...it was full of rubies and emeralds and diamonds...and then he loaded it all onto his ship and then they sailed away into the sunset...until the British king, see he found out about it and he set up this whole armada to go out after him. And then the armada- it took them a couple weeks but then they caught up with Willie and then, then there was a whole big war between the armada and Willie's ship, The Inferno, and during the firefight there were guns bursting here and canons bursting there, and then Willie fled, 'cause he didn't want to stay around 'cause he knew he'd get killed if he stayed around, and then he got into this cave...and then the British, they blew up the walls all around him. And he got caved in. And he's been there ever since. Forever. Trapped!"

"But what if? You guys, just what if this map could lead to One-Eyed Willie's rich stuff? Then we wouldn't have to leave the Goondocks! Come on!"

"What are you doing? It took him 376 lawn mower jobs to pay for that! It's his most favorite thing in the world!"

"Get us in trouble? You're the one who always gets us in trouble, double-oh-negative!"

"Guys! I think I have a match! I'm sure of it! The lighthouse, the rock, and the restaurant all fit the doubloon! That must mean the rich stuff is near the restaurant."

"Geez, Chunk, turn off your brain, alright? Someone probably dropped a pot."

"I swear on my life! They've got an It! A giant It! They've got it chained to the wall! When it came into the light it was all gross and distorted!"

"Home? What home? In a couple more hours it ain't going to be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We've got to."

"There is something buried under there, Josh!"

"...it all starts here."

"Hey look at this! Candles!"

"This could be dangerous, Andie. You might want to hold my hand."

"Wow! You guys, look! It's a beautiful waterfall!"

"Don't say that! Never say that! Goonies never say die!"

"But still! Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be at some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us, but right now they've got to do what's right for them, because it's their time- their time up there. Down here it's our time, it's our time down here! That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket."

"Gotcha now, One-Eyed Willie! COming up right behind ya!"

"Holy Mackenzie!"

"If you get the wrong note, we'll all be flat!"

"Hi Willie. I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you. Well I made it. I beat you. I got here in piece...so far. So that's why they call you One-Eyed Willie, One-Eyed Willie. We have a lot in common, huh Willie. (?) You're the first Goonie."

"How long have you guys been standing there?"

"I got an idea! I saw this on the Hardy Boys once...we can leave a trail of jewels into one cave, and then we can hide out in another! Then when the Fratellis go into that cave, we can make a run for it."

"Sorry, Dad. We had our hands on the future and we blew it to save our own lives. Sorry."

"Bye Willie. Thanks."